Bed This Goddamn Creeping Critter!
Bed This Goddamn Creeping Critter!
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These damn things have become a serious problem. I woke here up countless numbers {biting{ bastards last night. I'm covered in red welts and itching like hell.
My dwelling is infested with these monsters. I've tried everything to get rid of them - insecticide, bombs, even a vacuum cleaner! But nothing works! These tiny varmints are driving me crazy.
I'm at my wit's end. I must find a solution to get rid of these awful creatures once and for all.
These Goddamn Bed Bugs
Dude, bed bugs. These tiny little sucking demons will turn your life upside down. You get bitten, you itch like a motherfucker, and then you start freaking out because you don't know how the fuck they got there in the first place. It's a nightmare.
You start checking your furniture like a maniac, and you're constantly anxious about getting bitten again. You wash everything, vacuum the place to death, but those sucking vampires just keep coming back. It's like they're all over your {damn{ house, and you just can't seem to get rid of them.
- I swear
Bed bugs are the number one enemy. They make your sleep a living nightmare.
F*ck These Mini Freeloaders!
These freakin' things are driving me! I swear they multiply by the second. They scurry all over, biting and irritating me all day long. I've tried everything to eliminate them - potions, traps, even that weird ancient trick. But nothing seems to work! I'm starting to think these minuscule monsters are immortal.
- Perhaps a drastic change of scenery is in order.
- The desert sounds pretty peaceful, right?
- It's not like they can bite through my armor, anyway.
Curse You, Bed Bug!!
These infernal creatures are the absolute worst! I can't even looking at my mattress. It feels like a battlefield. How could this happen?? I've already {tried everything: poisons, boiling my clothes, and even sleeping on the couch. Nothing seems to work.
It feels like I'm losing this battle against these tiny monsters. I just want peace and quiet!
These Fucking Bed Bugs!
Ugh, goddamn, bed bugs! It's are the worst. Totally plague your bed. You can't get a decent night's rest because you're killing yourself all night long. Those tiny bastards are hiding in your mattress and they just won't go away. I've tried all the tricks, but nothing seems to work! I'm at my wit's end.
I despise these little monsters with a passion. I'd rather be eaten by a bear than have to share these bloodsucking things again!
These Little Cretins Are Driving Me Nuts
I'm at my wit's end with these little jerks. They're constantly harassing up the roof. I swear, sometimes I just want to scream. They're so annoying. It's like they don't care.
- One minute they're ruining my day and the next they're acting innocent.
- Honestly, it's enough to make me want to pull out my hair.
Hopefully I can find a way to deal with them before I completely lose it. I just need a vacation!
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